To change centimeters to meters you ______________ ANSWER - Take out the centi
Why was the math book sad? ANSWER - Because it had so many problems.
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
"What is Pi?" A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter." A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision." A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005." An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7." A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"
"My life is all arithmetic", the young businesswoman explains. "I try to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying..."